Venom's Mistress

smokebullet:

fullmetalboob:

the trilogy 

1st: okay this bitch
2nd: I can’t believe this bitch
3rd: pray for the lord to help this bitch

nerdymouse:

Yet they claim that the queer community is overly sexual and puts our sex lives out there. Straight people are weird. 

xerospark:

"two inches an hour"?

two inches of shark

what does that even mean

drjamesmccrimmon:

The real hero of sharknado

drjamesmccrimmon:

The real hero of sharknado

He just jumped the shark
Sharknado 2 getting way too meta (via infidusfiles)

cakeisnotpie:

And they jumped the shark …

dustytalesblogs:

But why would anyone be afraid of hammerheads? Their mouths are WAY too retarded to ever bite you. They open like Beaker from the fucking muppets.

tsunamiwavesurfing:

when you gettin anon hate but the shots not connecting

tsunamiwavesurfing:

when you gettin anon hate but the shots not connecting

themidnightking:

GET THAT FUCKING CROCODILE OUT OF HERE, THIS IS A SHARK MOVIE